No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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