"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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