Your face is a jimmy john
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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