You're so nebulous sometimes
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We don't watch enough power rangers
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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