If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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