oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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