hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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