dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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