Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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