we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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