did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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