This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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