is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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