she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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