She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Can vaginas get frostbite?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
