there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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