dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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