it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
pray to the hookup gods
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I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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