the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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