Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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