I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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