He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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