Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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