Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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