Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
