I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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