idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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