But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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