it was like his penis was on wheels.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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