Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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