She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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