omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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