Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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