Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
What a dumb baby whore.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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