She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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