summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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