Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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