so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
True college students do jello shots in the library
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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