I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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