I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Sober January is a disaster.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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