What a fucking waste of an outfit
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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