i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
