I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Dear god my vagina.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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