really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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it's like iHOP with fire
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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