I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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