So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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