If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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