Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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