Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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