we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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