We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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