i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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