This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
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ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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