So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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